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(We're at chapter 2 and this already has 1K+ reads! Thank you, you guys are amazing!)

Warning: Extremely jealous Niall 


Niall didn't like this. He didn't like this at all. His Harry was being flirted at by one of the bitches he totally hated and the worst part, the blonde knew it was all intentional. He clutched his wine glass tightly, wanting the large mass of people to leave just so he could finally explain himself to his pissed off lover. 

It was getting old and boring for Harry to always have Niall dodge his advances. A man can't live without sex for so many years and the curly haired brunette was hoping his boyfriend would realize that. What he didn't know was that Niall actually did realize that and maybe that was the reason why he never stopped Harry from going to one of those strip clubs. Ugh , just the thought of another bimbo rubbing her ass on his man was making Niall's blood boil. 

He politely excused himself from the rich snobs who had surrounded him. Sure, Harry was a gangster but he still had connections among the most elite sections of the society and this was just another party he had thrown in the honor of Niall coming back home safe and sound. Getting kidnapped again and again was getting tiring for the two men. 

"Hey love," His voice was extra squeaky and filled with fake sweetness, his eyes scanned the girl from top to bottom. She was wearing an ugly orange and pink dress which was cut at the center, exposing her navel and flat stomach, Niall wanted to yank that hideous looking diamond necklace off her neck but stopped himself  from doing something like that. She was a girl for fuck's sake. Well, not that Niall ever respected anyone he didn't like but Harry seemed to genuinely be interested in this blonde bimbo. 

"Hey, Ni. Meet Taylor," Harry raised his glass in the girl's direction and Niall could swear he saw the two of them making one of those flirty eyes towards each other. Was he going to let Harry flirt openly, in his own presence, with this hideous looking female? Hell no. So he did what any rational man would do. Faking to trip because the alcohol had gotten him a bit tipsy, he placed his glass carefully over Taylor's chest and poured its contents down. Huh, serves her right for fucking with his man. 

"Oh my god, I am so so sorry," Niall faked out, avoiding Harry's eyes at all costs because somehow, the brunette always knew when Niall was lying or acting. He wasn't good at either but Taylor didn't need to know that. "The alcohol got me a bit tipsy. I can show you the bathroom upstairs and I'll get one of my dresses for you," He made sure to hide the smile and smirk that was about to pop on his face any second now. 

The girl glanced at him and gave a tight lipped smile. The blonde boy would've taken offence but when you ruin a thousands of dollars worth dress, you kind of have to prepare yourself for the fake smiles and some nasty remarks. Not that Taylor was even going to say something rude to Niall. He'd be quick to snap her fragile neck into two. 

"Oh where are my manners?" He hit his head with his own hand, stopping one of the waiters and passed another quick sweet smile to the chick before informing the waiter to take her upstairs. Once she was a few steps away, he stopped the rather bored looking waiter by the arm and whispered harshly in his ears. "Make sure you give her my ugly black dress. You know the one that's in the back of the cupboard in the basement. The one that doesn't show even a single bit of skin? That one." The waiter cocked an amused eyebrow at his master's lover's request before watching Harry shake his head fondly. 

"You really shouldn't get so jealous you know?" The soft, husky English voice called out, arms wrapping around his waist as Niall huffed in displeasure. What did he want him to do? Sit there and let another girl come and play with Harry's balls? Nope. Never. 

"And you really shouldn't walk around with your face exposed. It's too pretty to be viewed by the public eyes," To lay emphasis, he placed his entire hand on Harry's face, glaring when the taller man laughed loudly. 

"Fine. I'll make sure I look like one of those ugly assassins by tomorrow," The two chuckled together, glancing around at the room with their hands connected. Niall could feel what was coming and honestly, he was tired of avoiding this topic. In his defense though, when your boyfriend always whines about how much  he doesn't like vaginas and would rather die than fuck one, it does kind of piss you off and make you want to seal your lips shut since you also have one of those things he hates so much. Now you might be wondering what the hell was he doing with Taylor? Well, it wasn't the first time Harry had used another girl to get Niall jealous. Something about how no man could ever compete with the blonde's beauty but certain girls could. Pfft, don't make me laugh. Niall was too gorgeous to be real. 

"When are we -?" Niall quickly cut the man off before he could proceed with the dreaded question. 

"I have a really really small dick and I'm so scared and insecure. You are huge and the size of my one inch c*ck is definitely not a pretty one. I have no issues with sex but can we do it when I blind fold you? It would make me feel so much better about my small willy," Don't ask where he came up with the stupid excuse but let's say those gay magazines talking about how you should use a blindfold on your lover in case you're insecure about your size or weight were definitely helping. But one inch? Seriously?

"Um...okay." And that was that. Now Niall just had to worry about how he could provide Harry with the best sex of his life while making sure his virgin pussy didn't hurt too much. Decisions, decisions. 


AN/ I laughed so hard while reading this. I swear half of the time I'm just writing crap. I can't believe you guys are even reading this. 

Anyways, yes there will be several lame excuses being made and there won't be smut until we're further into the story. So, yeah. don't think i'm going to put smut in this very quickly. 

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