Truth Or Dare? #33

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Me: Today, a special guest will be joining! Everyone, welcome my sister: Hannah!

Hannah: Wazzup, bros!

Me: *turns to Hannah* Seriously, I will pay you to shut up.

Hannah: No amount of-- *sees me holding a jar of cookies* COOKIES!! *reaches for cookie jar but I pulled away*

Me: Will you shut up?

Hannah: *nods furiously* *is handed cookie jar and starts nibbling on cookie*

Taurus: *drools*

Hannah: *licks every cookie so Taurus won't steal*

Me: Anyway, PrincessElisha9 dares Aquarius, Pisces and Scorpio to say what really happened in the bathroom or else Gemini, Libra and Capricorn will be their masters for two chapters.

Libra: (mutters) I could need knew slaves...

Scorpio: NOTHING HAPPENED, STOP STRESSING ME! *hyperventilates*

Gemini: Scorp, no one believes you. *smiles kindly, even though everyone knows he/she's a spawn of Satan*

Sagittarius: Everyone, let's get Pisces! He/she's easy to crack!

Pisces: Nooooo! *tears up* Don't get Pisces! Don't get Pisces! *sobs* OK, I'L TELL YOU!!!

Aries: We didn't do anything...

Sagittarius: (whispers to Gemini) See?

Pisces: Anyway, there's a slight chance I might've...maybe...sorta...had a nosebleed... But let's face it, Scorpio's body is hot as heck!

Scorpio: *blushes deeply*

Pisces: It started getting awkward after Aquarius came...

Libra: *smirks* We need details~!

Pisces: *blushes slightly* Well, I might've made a mess with the soap... It was all on the floor, and then I got some on my shirt, so I had to take it off...

Leo: Ohonhonhon~! What happened next?! *giggles like a maniac*

Pisces: Aquarius offered to help me take it off, so Scorpio reached to strangle him/her... Long story short, we all fell in the bathtub, Scorpio naked, me topless and Aquarius fully dressed... *blushes deeply*

*silence*

Me: WHY THE F*CK DIDN'T ANYONE VIDEOTAPE THIS?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?!?!

Hannah: *offers me a cookie silently with mouth stuffed with multiple cookies*

Me: *crinkles nose* Get out of my sight! I've seen you lick that!

Taurus: *still drooling* I'll take that...!

Hannah: *offers Taurus a cookie, but eats it herself before Taurus could grab it*

Me: Wow, real mature, Hannah. Anyway, PrincessElisha9 dares Aquarius, Scorpio and Pisces to go on a date together. Kolkolkol, this will be interesting...

-- 3 hours later (at the hospital) --

Aries: I'm surrounded by f***ing idiots...

Sagittarius: How did Scorpio and Aquarius manage to break a leg each anyway?

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