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Me: Today, a special guest will be joining! Everyone, welcome my sister: Hannah!
Hannah: Wazzup, bros!
Me: *turns to Hannah* Seriously, I will pay you to shut up.
Hannah: No amount of-- *sees me holding a jar of cookies* COOKIES!! *reaches for cookie jar but I pulled away*
Me: Will you shut up?
Hannah: *nods furiously* *is handed cookie jar and starts nibbling on cookie*
Hannah: *licks every cookie so Taurus won't steal*
Me: Anyway, PrincessElisha9 dares Aquarius, Pisces and Scorpio to say what really happened in the bathroom or else Gemini, Libra and Capricorn will be their masters for two chapters.
Libra: (mutters) I could need knew slaves...
Scorpio: NOTHING HAPPENED, STOP STRESSING ME! *hyperventilates*
Gemini: Scorp, no one believes you. *smiles kindly, even though everyone knows he/she's a spawn of Satan*
Sagittarius: Everyone, let's get Pisces! He/she's easy to crack!
Pisces: Nooooo! *tears up* Don't get Pisces! Don't get Pisces! *sobs* OK, I'L TELL YOU!!!
Aries: We didn't do anything...
Sagittarius: (whispers to Gemini) See?
Pisces: Anyway, there's a slight chance I might've...maybe...sorta...had a nosebleed... But let's face it, Scorpio's body is hot as heck!
Scorpio: *blushes deeply*
Pisces: It started getting awkward after Aquarius came...
Libra: *smirks* We need details~!
Pisces: *blushes slightly* Well, I might've made a mess with the soap... It was all on the floor, and then I got some on my shirt, so I had to take it off...
Leo: Ohonhonhon~! What happened next?! *giggles like a maniac*
Pisces: Aquarius offered to help me take it off, so Scorpio reached to strangle him/her... Long story short, we all fell in the bathtub, Scorpio naked, me topless and Aquarius fully dressed... *blushes deeply*
Me: WHY THE F*CK DIDN'T ANYONE VIDEOTAPE THIS?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?!?!
Hannah: *offers me a cookie silently with mouth stuffed with multiple cookies*
Me: *crinkles nose* Get out of my sight! I've seen you lick that!
Taurus: *still drooling* I'll take that...!
Hannah: *offers Taurus a cookie, but eats it herself before Taurus could grab it*
Me: Wow, real mature, Hannah. Anyway, PrincessElisha9 dares Aquarius, Scorpio and Pisces to go on a date together. Kolkolkol, this will be interesting...
-- 3 hours later (at the hospital) --
Aries: I'm surrounded by f***ing idiots...
Sagittarius: How did Scorpio and Aquarius manage to break a leg each anyway?
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Featuring Aries, Taurus, Gem-- Let's just face it, you already know the zodiacs! If you love the zodiacs as much as I do, this is the place to go! Feel free to spam me with requests, 'cause my requests are always open! THIS CONTAINS: • s...