Friends, family, associates, hardlyknowem's, neverseen'embefore's: Oh it's fine.
Swollen? I didnt even notice.
Seriously stop. Its fine *smiles*
Boyfriend: MY DAD SPRAYED ME WITH COMPRESSED AIR AND IT IS SUPER COLD AND SORT OF STINGS NOW 😭
BABY
BABY CARE ABOUT ME
BABYYYYYY
BABY IT HURTS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? IT LOOKS LIKE I GOT SLAPPED IN THE SHOULDER WITH AN OVEN MIT 20,000 TIMES
IT BUUUUUUUURNS
IN A COLD WAY
MY LIFE IS BECOMING OVERWHELMED BY ICE AN-
Stop singing Frozen and care about me 😢
