Jace Alec and Simon

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Alec: Have some perspective.

Jace: Alec, you've known me for seven years, when have I ever had perspective? Are you still mad because I broke your phone? Because you broke my wrist, so I'd say we're even.

Alec: It was sprained. Not broken. Sprained.

Simon: Now who's arguing?

Alec: Don't talk. Every time I look at you, I keep remembering coming in here and seeing you draped all over my sister.

Jace: I didn't hear about this.

Simon: Oh come on...

Jace: Simon you're blushing, and you're a vampire and almost never blush, so this better be really juicy. And weird. Were bicycles involved in some kinky way? Vacuum cleaners? Umbrellas?

Alec: Big umbrellas, or the little kind you get with drinks?

Jace: Does it matter...

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