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A/N THIS BOOK CONTAINS SPOILERS OF THE END OF SEASON ONE OF SHADOWHUNTERS SO DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED WATCHING IT.

"NO JACE! DON'T YOU DARE STEP ONE FOOT THROUGH THAT PORTAL!" I screamed, waving my chicken nugget towards the television aggressively. I watched intensely as I saw Valentine grab Jace's arm to guide him through the portal. "I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU-"

I froze mid-sentence as I watched Jace disappear into the pulsating, purple glow, "He did it. He's gone."

Tears threatened to spill from my eyes as I watched Clary scream out, devastated to see him go.

"Damn, I'd like Alec's muscular arms to hold me like that." I muttered as I watched Alec holding Clary as she sobbed. Throughout the remaining minutes of the episode, I munched on my nuggets and mumbled incoherently.

"Well, what a way to end a season." I let out a breath, whilst running a hand through my hair. "What am I supposed to do with myself now?"

Grabbing my phone, I opened Twitter to see that the cast had posted a few tweets using #ShadowhuntersChat during the episode but none of them were online currently. Sighing with boredom, I opened my messages app to see if there were any new texts, but the fact I have no friends answered that one for me. Just as I was about to get up and make myself some more chicken nuggets, an idea struck me. 

How about I prank text random numbers claiming to be celebrities.

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[unknown number, Malia]

Hi, I'm Grant Gustin

OMFG GRANT WHAT AKSLAJEDJA

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[unknown number, Malia]

Hi, I'm Michael Clifford

i'm so emo plS SEND HALP

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[unknown number, Malia]

Hi, I'm Tom Felton

hoe u lying more than draco did when he said he hated harry but we all know they wanted to fuck each other

okay omfg i love you

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[unknown number, Malia]

Hi, I'm Andrew Garfield

who tf is that?
is that the superman guy?

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO ANDREW GARFIELD IS?
ONLY BLOODY SPIDERMAN AND ONE OF THE MOST ATTRACTIVE HUMANS ON THE PLANET
HOLY BALLS
oops blew my cover

[unknown number, Malia]

Hi, I'm Matthew Daddario

Haha that's funny, because last time I checked, I am Matthew Daddario

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