Truth Or Dare? #27

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Anyone remember this series~?

Me: I'm back with another Truth Or Dare chapter~! Sorry for not updating this in, like, forever!

Aries: "Update"? What do you mean, "update"??

Virgo: It's obviously for her book.

Gemini: Book? What book?

Me: Nice going, Virgo, you broke the fourth wall. *facepalms*

Virgo: You broke it first!

Capricorn: What are you guys even talking about?

Sagittarius: And why is Virgo the only sign who knows??

Virgo: Oh please, I know everything. *smirks slightly* Like what you did yesterday~...

Sagittarius: *blushes deeply* *eyes widen* Sh-shut it, you freak!

Capricorn: *crosses arms and stands in front of Virgo protectively* *glares at Sagittarius* Who you callin' a freak?!

Libra: Leave Sagi alone! *stand in front of Sagittarius protectively*

Me: *laughs nervously* Anywho, here's the first dare. I don't know if we've done it before, but whatever. @carnasio dares Aquarius to summon a demon, then make fun of Scorpio for failing to do the same.

Scorpio: What makes you think I can't summon a demon~...? *smirks evilly*

*Demon suddenly appears behind Scorpio, who's still smirking*

Aquarius: *smirks* Two can play that game~.

*Demon suddenly appears behind Aquarius, who's also still smirking*

Leo: Dudes/dudettes, that's creepy as heck. Please make them go away.

Scorpio: *pets demon's head sadly* Sorry Bob...

*Demon disappears*

Gemini: That goes for you too, Aqua.

Aquarius: *growls angrily* *crosses arms* Go away, Richard...

*Demon disappears*

Leo: *breaths out in relief* Thank God! I thought I was gonna pee myself!

Everyone: *raises eyebrow at Leo*

Leo: *scoffs* Obvoiusly, I wouldn't. *chuckles nervously* Why would the awesome me be scared? Pfft, that was nothing!

Me: Aaaaaaanyway, Pisces, Aries, I need to talk to you two alone.

Aries, Pisces: *raises eyebrow confusedly* Ok...? *follows me to some random room*

Me: @Pentaholic_Stuff dares you *points at Aries* to fake hurt Pisces to make Cancer flip out and unleash the devil hidden within him/her.

Pisces: *blushes slightly* O-ok...

-- After Pisces, Aries and I are finished --

Pisces, Aries: *sits next to each other*

Aries: HAHAHAHA, that was so funny, Pisces! *slaps Pisces' back*

Pisces: *whimpers*

Scorpio: *eye twitches*

Aries: Your just the best! *hits Pisces multiple times*

Pisces: *whimpers*

Scorpio: *stands up and casually carries Pisces away*

Me: (mutters to myself) Guess it's time for plan B... *looks at Aries* You know what to do...

Aries: *nods* *laughs obnoxiously* HAHAHA, PISCES IS JUST SO STUPID!

Cancer: IF YOU EVER *BLEEPING* SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MA BFF, IMMA STICK MY SHOE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU'L BE COUGHING UP SHOELACES FOR A MONTH!! GOT THAT, *BLEEP*FACE?!?!

Everyone else: *keeps silent, scared for their lives*

Cancer: *slumps back in chair and crosses arms* *mutters multiple colorful curse words*

Me: *laughs nervously* Aaaaaanywho, @TheDeltaTeam asks all the signs, if you had to choose a RPG class, what would it be and why? *laughs nervously again* What's RPG...?

Virgo: *sighs loudly* (mutters) I swear to God, your the stupidest person on this goddamn planet...

Me: *laughs sheepishly* Oops...? I think RP is role play at least... Can reader-chan please tell me what RPG is??

Aries: (mutters) Idiot...

Me: LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS! Anywho, @Harrypismylife dares Taurus to "do the Dan" and the whip Nae Nae...

Capricorn: You don't know what that is either, do you?

Me: Hehe... How the heck to do you "do the Dan", anyway?? Like, oh my God! Since I have no idea what on God's green earth that is, MA_kitty dares Aquarius to dare the other signs.

Aquarius: *smirks* Like, all of them~?

Me: *smirks insanely* Like, all of them~...

Aquarius: Ohonhonhon~! (Whoever knows who that is, YOUR AWESOME!) I'm gonna have fun with this~!

Me: Sorry to interrupt you, but wouldn't this be a great place to end this chapter? *smirks evilly*

Cancer: That's mean, Author-chan...

Me: But then Reader-chan can come with suggestion for Aquarius' dares! *turns towards reader* Doesn't that sound great, reader-chan?

Virgo: THE FOURTH WALL! I FEEL IT BREAKING!

Me: Dude, take a chill pill. Anywho, feel free to comment or PM me questions or dares for the signs. And don't forget to suggest dares Aquarius can use for the other signs! Until next time, bye bye~!

Other signs: Bye~!

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