"So im going to write a book"
"No, but if I did, do you know what the plot line would be?
"Ok, so there are these demons, and they're not just any demons. They're drug dealers. One group helps the drug dealers while the other group gives other drug dealers bad drugs to sell to people"
"I need to stop you here"
"No, but there's more. Not only are they drug dealers, but they're also gay"
"But wait, there's even more. They're the things at the end of the rainbow. Which explains why you cant reach the end because instead of a pot of gold, its just pot"
"Luke... Are you high? Or drunk?"
"Um... Ok then"
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❝Hello, this is tech support. How may I help you?❞ "Well, I might have microwaved my phone..."" ❝Ok, stop it Luke. No one would do that❞ "Um, I'm not Luke, and that was a serious statement" _--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ Highes...