Never discuss infinity with a mathematician. They can go on about it forever.

He was a great mathematician, although he did leave naught behind for his family.

I hated being a math teacher. It was a miscalculated move.

When the statistics professor and the math professor wrote a cookbook together, they called it 'Pi A La Mode.'

Deaf mathematicians communicate through sin language.

The marine biology student took a math course called algae-bra.

I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions.

A mathematician that couldn't stop adding up recently went incremental.

I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.

I didn't understand the math, so the teacher summed it up for me.

I strongly dislike the subject of math, however I am partial to fractions.

You know what happens after you miss math class? It starts adding up.

I've failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count.

The mathematician worked at home because he only functioned in his domain.

The math teacher was a good dancer - he had algorithm.

I just finished reading Newton's Principia Mathematica, and found much of it to be rather derivative.

The best place for a mathematician is behind a counter.

The mathematician did not practice safe six and ended up with a binarial disease.

Math class is full of drama. There are so many problems to work out.

The arrogant math teacher finally ate a slice of humble pi.

The inept mathematician couldn't count on his friends.

The math teacher was hungry, but all she had to eat was a piece of pi.

The first order of priority in hiring math majors is get them to sine on the dotted line.

I met a math professor who has 12 children - she really knows how to multiply.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

Old math professors never die, they just reduce their functions.

A lawyer was defending a math teacher. He had to sum up.

On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography books, and the rest is history.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

Old math teachers never die, they just become irrational.

A mountain climbing math teacher found an adder at the sum-mit.

He wears glasses during math because it improves division.

The math teacher was an exponent of his own powers.

Mathematics teachers call retirement 'the aftermath'.

Math teachers have lots of problems.

Some mathematicians are on the negative side, while others are quite positive.

Why was the math teacher late? He took the rhombus.

My math professor was diagnosed with cancer. I guess you could say his days are numbered.

Math puns are a sine of immaturity.

What is a mathematician's favorite food? Pi.

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### The Worst Puns In The World

HumorWhether you despise puns or love them, this book should be punished for the pun usage. Do you see what I did there? From science to math to band to just about anything, this is the pun central!