Genders: Anything you'd like! ^3^
Aries: Hello, Reader-Chan!
Leo (suspiciously): You seem chipper...
Libra: *smacks Leo's arm* (whispers) Don't jinx it!
Aries: Why do you guys always act like I can't be happy? Is it a crime?!
Gemini: *wraps an arm around Aries* Aries, dude/dudette, cool your beans. They just find your happy face...weird.
Aries: What's wrong with my happy face?!
Libra: N-nothing! *waves hands frantically* W-we just don't see it often...
Aries: "Don't see it often"?? I'm always happy!
Aries: *turns to Sagittarius* *glares* No one asked for your opinion.
Gemini: Cool your beans, dude/dudette--!
Virgo: *cuts off* Weren't we doing something else?! (mutters) I swear I'm the only responsible adult...
Capricorn: (mutters) Speak for yourself...
Virgo: What's that supposed to mean?!
Capricorn: Your a "responsible adult", figure it out.
Virgo: You son of a--!
Cancer: *cuts off* Come on, guys! We're all friends here!
Taurus: *looks up from bag of chips* We are?
Cancer: Wha-- Of course we are! Anyway, what I was gonna say was--
Aquarius: *suddenly barges in with a bunny costume on and a basket of eggs in his/her hands*
Everyone: *silent* *stares at Aquarius*
-- After 5 minutes of awkward staring at Aquarius silently --
Sagittarius: Aqua, what are you even wearing?
Aquarius: It's an astronaut suit-- Obviously I'm a bunny, dumbass! *points at bunny ears* Duh!
Libra: Um, ok, but why are you wearing it? Easter's over--
Aquarius: No shit, Sherlock. *sighs* *looks down sadly* We never did anything for Easter... and Author-Chan never writes about me.. *sniffles*
Sagittarius: Boo-hoo, order a happy meal and get over it! Author-Chan writes even less about me!
Aquarius: 'Cause your an ass! *cries*
Pisces: *rubs Aquarius' back soothingly* There, there...
Aquarius: *sniffles* *hugs Pisces* Thanks, fish... *blows nose on Pisces' shoulder* *stands up straight and let's go of Pisces* Anyway, I thought we could all dress up as bunnies... Here are the costumes. *hands everyone a bunny costume except for Cancer, who got a chicken costume*
Cancer: *glares at the chicken costume, before holding it up* What's the meaning in this?!
Aquarius: They were out of bunny costumes and your the only one who fits in the chicken costume, hehe... *chuckles sheepishly*
Cancer: *growls* Fine...
Gemini: Where did you get these totally awesome and adorable costumes, anyway?
Scorpio: Not importa--
Aquarius: Scorpio knows some people.
Scorpio: Wha-- Aqua, you promised not to tell!
Pisces: *pats Scorpio's back* *sends reassuring smile*
Scorpio: *blushes* *looks away* (A/N: SORRY, NOT SORRY! I bet most of you are sick of the Pisces x Scorpio ship, but sorry, if your gonna read this book your gonna find a lot of this ship!)
Aquarius: Anyway, EVERYONE PUT ON YOUR SUITS (it autocorrected to shits...) AND MEET ME OUTSIDE! *runs outside, dropping Easter eggs in the process and walking into a few walls*
Leo (suspiciously): Someone's chipper...
Libra: *smacks Leo's arm* YOUR GONNA JINX IT, JERK!
Aries: Just put on your stupid suits already.
Everyone: *puts on suits and go outside*
Me: *sitting in a corner, all alone* *sighs* (mutters) It's like I'm a brick wall... Anyway, what Aries was going to say was Happy April Fool's day and late Easter!
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Featuring Aries, Taurus, Gem-- Let's just face it, you already know the zodiacs! If you love the zodiacs as much as I do, this is the place to go! Feel free to spam me with requests, 'cause my requests are always open! THIS CONTAINS: • s...