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OMFG JESY NELSON AND GEORGE SHELLEY ARE DATING (i'm sure okai) NOW MI FANFIC IS DAMAGED CRYYYY T-T BUT THATS ORITE CUZ THEY ARE GAW JUS
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This Is Us MOVIE IS PUH-FACT.
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Uh oh. Oh no. Ooooh NO!
-"Going!" Perrie said.
-"PERRIE NOOOOO!!!!", I screamed dramatically, and jumped on top of her. Hatchi was barking at me, and Poopey was just shaking his tale.
-"Jade, what?!?!", she frowned.
-"It's Joe!" I whispered, loud enough for her to hear. She looked at me with a weird face.
-"Jade, you need to relax. It's Zayn", she said. She stood up and opened the door, and I saw Zayn.
HIS VOICE SOUNDED SO SIMILAR EH?
-"Sorry", I said.
-"It's okay, I'm fine", she said.
-"Hi Jade", Zayn said.
-"Hello", I said, embarrassed.
-"Hey", Harry said, coming up.
-"Hello lad", Zayn said.
-"What brings you here boyfriend?", Perrie asked, hugging Zayn by the neck and pecking a kiss on him.
-"Oh! Look, I got some tickets for the amusement park", Zayn said.
-"Yay!!!! How many tickets did you get?", Perrie asked.
-"I could get ten, thankfully!", he said.
-"That's so cool! For Jade, Jesy, Leigh, you, Harry, Niall, Liam, Louis, me and...", Perrie said.
That's right, there was one free ticket.
-"How about Niall's girlfriend Kaela? I want to get to know her better", I said.
-"Sure", Zayn said.
-"Okay! I'm going to call the girls and tell them.", Perrie said.
-"I'll call the lads", Harry said.
[A/N: Please read at the end of this chapter! muah]
It was almost at night, and Harry and Zayn were having some beers.
-"I'm so sorry that I had to come here to disturb Perrie... I should have called you first", I said.
-"Why do you apologize? Darling, you were in danger and I saved you. It's a pleasure to help my friend", she said, smiling.
-"Thank you Perrie", I said.
-"Would you like to sleep over Jade?", Perrie asked.
-"I can't... I would disturb way too much", I said.
-"Please stay! It would be so much fun! Let's invite Jesy and Leigh and have a girly night, just like old times", she said.
-"If you say soooo", I said.
She called the girls up and, while the boys were having some drinks and watching the football/soccer game, we were talking in Perrie's room.
-"Jade, Perrie, when are you getting engaged?", Leigh asked.
-"I don't know, but I can't wait... I love Zayn so much", Perrie said.
-"You two are so cute", Jesy said, not happy.
-"Jesy, are you alright?", Perrie asked.
-"Yeah...", she said.
-"Jesy, what's wrong?", Leigh asked.
-"Um... Remember Jordan? Well... He said I'm nothing special. He videochats with many other girls", Jesy said.
-"Jesy don't worry he is a terrible man and I know he will die alone", I said.
-"Lele how are you with your single and free life?", I giggled.
-"I've been waiting for you to ask, my little pickle. Thank you so much for asking.", Leigh said. We all laughed.
-"Well, I am not single anymore. I found a very handsome and manly boyfriend. He is called Jordan", Leigh said.
-"Jordan?! Be ware, he might be the same man who supposedly loved me", Jesy said.
-"No Jess, don't you worry.", Leigh said.
-"Okay... Good", Jesy said, calming down.
-"Jade, I miss you", Harry said, coming in the room.
He is drunk.
-"Harry, how many bottles did you have?", I asked him.
-"I only had a sip", he said. I rolled my eyes.
-"Harry, this is not our house I told you not to drink so much", I insisted.
By the way, Perrie and Zayn lived together now.
-"Peeerrieeee~", Zayn sang, coming in the room. Jesy and Leigh were laughing their butts off at the back.
-"Zaaaaaaayyyn~", Perrie sang, rolling her eyes.
-"Perrie, Jade, we are leaving you with your men alright?", Leigh and Jesy said, laughing.
-"No, stay!", we begged.
-"Byeee", they said, grabbing their stuff and leaving.
Perrie and I were left with four animals now (if you know what I mean).
-"Jade I'll try to make Zayn fall asleep okay", Perrie said.
-"Okay, I'll stay with my boy on the living room", I said.
-"Alright, sorry", she said.
-"It's alright. If it wasn't for me none of this would have happened so I'm really sorry", I said.
-"It's all fine Pickle", Perrie said.
I carried Harry to the living room and sat him on the sofa.
-"Harry, please.", I said.
-"Jade, you are so fuckable", he said, and fell asleep. I widened my eyes and let my hands go off his shoulders.
I was so shocked. Did he just say that?!
-"What", I whispered, looking at Harry with disgust.
I pushed him away from me and I sat on the other couch.
I was surprised. Really surprised.
I know he is drunk, but...
Okay that was nasty.
♥Read for the love of a directioner harmonizer lovatic mixer please??
So. First off:
-Read the Zerrie story I was writing! (the giveaway). The owner of the story is the_master_lolller
-INeedMyNutella made my cover (the one I'm using right now). She is a talented cover maker so ask her for covers!
-Please read Puzzled (mi new fanficcc).