I stretched my arms as I opened my eyes to a new morning. Great, today was the day I had to buy a vampire. I know, I know, you’re thinking “What? A vampire? But they don’t exist!” Well they do and they are very real. You see, 100 years ago vampires were exposed to the humans. At first it was a big shock, what with them being mythical and the fact that they often kill us to eat, but eventually the government captured them one by one and now they are slaves to the humans. It just so happened that today my parents were making me buy my first vampire. Unlike, just about, all of the world’s population today, I am entirely against what’s happening to the vampires – even if they did kill us in the past! Any way now i have to get one.