Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
If you re-post this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you re-post this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS RE-POST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES RE-POST THIS AS "don't let this happen
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Burnt Ashes. ✔️Random
Stuff that is not really important. Contains some Lady Gaga lyrics, songs that I found on line that I like, notes, and other things among that. Oh, and stories that are practically on the trash bin. :/ Blurbs, poems...etc. This contains the famous: ...