Christmas is the worst. You have your extended family judging your every move, everything you eat, what you wear, your hobbies and all that.
"You're so fat, stop eating!
*ten minutes later*
Why are you not eating?? YOU'RE SO SKINNY!"
"OH MY GULAY! ARE YOU WEARING MAKEUP? YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!"
"AYE WHY DO YOU COVER YOURSELF TOO MUCH? YOU'RE PRETTY!"
*wears something shorter*
"OH MY GOD YOU'RE SHOWING TOO MUCH SKIN!"
cAN YOU STOP I WANT TO EAT MY LECHON BABOY AND PANCIT AND HOMEMADE SUSHI AND BROWNIES BY MYSELF
GOSH
