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10:18 PM

"Lucifer or Crowley"


"Common stupid, pick one. Dont give me the silent treatment"

"Ma'am, I think I may have the wrong number. Is this Tech Support?"

"Oh god. Um, yes, yes it is. I promise I'm not a Satanist. Its just um.."

"Whatever you say darling. But just to let you know, there's a Church down th-"

"Like I said, not a devil worshiper. Have a nice day"

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