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Dad: Close the door please.

Me: *deep breath*

Dad: What are you doing.

Me: OH, WELL IMAGINE,

Dad: Please don't

Me: AS I'M PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR

Dad: This is the third time this week

Me: AND I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR

Dad: Oh goodness

Me: NO I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS

Dad: What are you doing.

Me: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING,

Dad: No

Me: SAID A BRIDESMAID TO A WAITER, OH WHAT A BUT SHAME, WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS BRIDE IS A -

Dad: I JUST WANTED YOU TO CLOSE THE DOOR

Me: I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF, CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR!

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