Just imagine if these guys were on a group chat. I wonder what they would talk about...*smiles slyly because I am Author-chan, after all*
Kai created group chat "the GazettE".
Kai added Ruki.
Kai added Aoi.
Kai added Uruha.
Kai added Reita.
Kai: Ok, so I've made this group chat in case we need to quickly communicate with everyone else. It'll be easier than calling everyone individually for meetings and such.
Ruki: Thanks, Kai!
Reita: That's our Leader-san, alright!
Kai: Ehehe...thank you. Now, we need to avoid useless chatting on this group, we can't spam everyone for no reason.
Aoi: Hai, hai...
Uruha: Will do, Leader-san!
Ruki: Does designing stuff come under useless chatting?
Reita: I don't think so...
Kai: Nope, you can talk about that here.
Ruki: Then I shall tell you about the time I designed a collar for Koron.
Kai: Ruki, NO. Unless it's related to tour goods, you can't type it here. If you want, we can create another chat.
Aoi: We don't really need another one, you know. Let's just keep this for both professional and personal use, ok? We promise not to spam!
Uruha: Great! Now, who wants to go drinking tomorrow?
Kai: Ruki, Reita, you two can't handle alcohol and you know it. So please be careful. And yes, I'm coming too!
Uruha: After work, we'll have the time of our lives!
The next day...
(Warning, speech may be messed up because they are drunk.)
Uruha: greeeeeat work guys!!!
Aoi: We shoulllllldd do this more oooften
Kai: Will the two of you please go offline. You're drunk as hell. Come to think of it, why am I still sober?
Ruki: Because youre the moooooommmyyy of the band!!!
Reita: Don't worry Kai, I'm still sober.
Kai: Reita, you're the best!!
Ruki: ooooooohhh, do we seeee a SHIIIIIP????
Uruha: Aaaaalll the fangirls are gonna be sooo happy if they see this!!
Kai: What the hell...
Aoi: SHIP! SHIP! SHIP!
Ruki: OTP! OTP! OTP!
Reita: I knew we should have taken away their phones before we left the bar...
Kai: Yes, Ruki?
Ruki: WE WUVVVV UUUUUUU
Kai: Ruki, please go to sleep.
Aoi: I'm not sleepy, so I'mma stay up aaaaaaall night!!
Uruha: Can we go for another drink?
Reita: Absolutely not.
Uruha: Fine. Bye.
Aoi: Uru don't leave me!!
Kai: He's going to sleep. You should too.
Reita: Aoi, if you don't sleep right this minute, I'm stealing your bike keys!
Kai: Looks like that worked.
Reita: Although I'm surprised we're still sober.
The next day...
Uruha: Does anyone have a remedy for a hangover??
Kai: I wish.
Aoi: Can we take the day off?
Ruki: It is our day off.
Reita: And thank goodness for that. We can't work if you guys have a hangover.
Uruha: Wait, how do you not have a hangover??
Reita: I didn't drink.
Kai: I drank a little, but I can't exactly get drunk if I have to deal with you lot.
Aoi: Gomen, Kai.
Ruki: By the way, what did we do when we were drunk? I'll check the previous messages...
Reita: Ruki, don't!
*Five minutes later, Ruki, Aoi, and Uruha hid themselves in their rooms out of embarrassment; Kai and Reita facepalmed*