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The Emo Trinity as a family-

Patrick- The slightly irresponsible and easily manipulated dad
Pete- The helpful child that is actually Satan
Joe- Aunty Joe. I need not say more.
Andy- The rebellious tattooed child that actually a really good kid
Brendon- The stepmom who can't keep anyone close
Gerard- The original mom who left and now gives absolutely no f*cks
Frank- the adorable child who could look cute slaughtering a bunny and who always misbehaves but never gets in trouble for it.
Ray- the only actually intellectual child who everyone forgets about
Mikey: the awesome uncle who gives you candy before bed.

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