*Hey Peoples, 99.999999999999 etc.% of the characters and settings in this Weird collection of storys are in other movies.
Harry potter mets the ring......
Harry Potter: It is soooooooooo boring
Harry Potter: This movie.
Hermione: You mean the random collection of horrible pictures?
Harry Potter: Ohhhh so thats' what it is.
Harry Potter: *Movie ends; Phone rings* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: *Answers Phone* Hello you have reached the Harry potter Hotline. How may I help you?
Samara: "Seven Days"
Hermione: Ya, thats how long it takes to ship something for the fan club. How else may i help you?
Samara: "Seven Days"
Hermione: Ya, I got that.
Samara: THAT STUPID BOY WHO WATCHED THAT TAPE WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!!!! GOSH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Line goes dead*
Harry Potter: What?? What is it?
Hermione: Oh nothing. Just some very creepy girl on the other end said that you will die in seven days.
Random Person: * walks in room* Your an idiot. *Leaves Room*
Hermione/Harry: Okay than..............
Harry Potter: If I can survive Voldemort, I can survive some creepy Stalker girl.
Harry Potter: Ron, I wasn't talking to you.
Ron: Ok, I'll just go watch this video. *Leaves room with the EVIL video*
Hermione: Wait, what tape did Ron just take?
Harry Potter: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *both rush out of the room*
Harry Potter: RON! Dont watch the tape! *Opens door*
Ron: Don't what?
Harry Potter: Watch the movie!!!!
Ron: Why? *Quickly covering his eyes*
Harry Potter: You'll get a stalker, just like i do.
Hermione: A stalker? That girl sounded like she wanted to KILL you.
Harry Potter: All girls want a peice of me. *Winks*
Hermione: Yeah, those same girls think Dracos hot. *sigh* Draco.
Harry Potter: Anyway..... Anyone want a Butterbeer?
Later (Much Later [in fact seven days later] ) back in the common room
Harry Potter: That was... hic.... the best back to school rave EVER....hic.
Hermione: I cant belive that you guys drank all the Butterbeer in town.
Ron: Yeah well.... *Ron Passes out on the couch*
*TV turns on*
Harry Potter: WTF??
Harry Potter: Hermione the TV's Peeing.
Hermione: Harry, you are a drunken idiot. *hangs head in shame*
*Samara starts crawling out of the TV*
Harry Potter: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ron: *Wakes up* Wha?
*Samara stands up/ Shows Face*
Harry Potter: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! X2
Ron: Your ...... hic....... Pretty..
Samara: Really? *Samara Smiles*
Harry Potter/Hermione: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (trust me if you were stuck at the bottom of a well for the past 30 years your smile would be pretty terrifying too)
Ron: Will you marry me weird girl who crawled out of the TV?
Hermione: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You were suppose to marry me Ron!
Harry Potter: The only possible explanation is that Ron is currently blind.
Sidenote: Ron marrys Samara than leaves her, comes back to Hogwarts, helps defeat Voldemort, and marrys Hermione.