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Best mustache jokes?
I have a really good one but I'm afraid I'll stubble over my words.
I can grow a mustache, what's your superpower?
May the 'stache be with you.
Even my milk mustache is awesome.
I mustache you to be my Valentine.
With great mustache, comes great responsibility.
Beards, they grow on you.
Merry Mustachemas!
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MUSTACHE!
Wishing you a FAN(TACHE)TIC Birthday!
My mustache brings all the girls to the yard!
The average man with a mustache touches it over 700 times a day.
"You know, except for the mustache, you look a lot like my mother."
"But I don't have a mustache."
"Yes, I know....but my mother does."
