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3:00pm
Dan👌🏻: my nose is itchy
Read 3:01pm
Phil🐯: itch it then you dufus
Dan👌🏻: nvm I just did
Phil🐯: come into my room and talk to me I'm bored
Dan👌🏻: but
Dan👌🏻: Internet
Phil🐯: daaaaaaAAAaaaaAAaaannnn
Dan👌🏻: don't deprive me of my life support
Phil🐯: what so I ain't your life support?
Dan👌🏻: Jkkkssssss ily
Phil🐯: ya wierdo
Phil🐯: did you know that the term 'slang' is actually slang for 'shortened language'
Dan👌🏻: that's it. I'm done.
Dan👌🏻: *chucks laptop out of window*
Dan👌🏻: I didn't actually do it so don't hyperventilate
Phil🐯: I literally knew that you would never chuck your life support out the window
Phil🐯: but if you did, you have me
Phil🐯: now come in and give me some company
Dan👌🏻: ❤️
Read 3:17pm

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THANK YOU FOR 12K I WOULD HAVE NEVER IMAGINED THAT MY PUNY BOOK COULD BET 12K and 1K VOTES!

Also feel free to chuck me a pm whenever, maybe about some ideas that I could use in zis book (I will credit you don't worry)

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