Once There was a man named Scott.
Every morning he walked to work. One ordinary
Morning he heard a voice yell "Help!"
The voice was coming from the ground.
Scott leaned over to look into a sewage pipe,
And saw a struggling man hanging on to the
Edge. Scott quickly tried to lift the drain up
to pull the man up. The bolts in the drain were
loose so Scott new he would be able to save him.
Not until Scott slipped and let go of the mans
Hand and the man lost his grip on the edge of
the sewage pipe and disappeared into the dark
pipe. Scott watched in horror and heard a plop at
What sounded like the bottom of the pipe.
A crowd had developed and saw everything.
Suddenly and unkind teenager stepped out of
The crowd and yelled "NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA
NA, HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE!"
The crowd, disgusted with his behavior gang
Tackled him to the ground and threatened to
Throw him down the pipe.
No one ever new what happened to the man who
Fell down the drain, but everyone remembered him
As "The Man"
From that day on Scott never walked to work