YES, WE ALL KNOW WHO REALLY WON. LEONARDO DICAPRIO HAS WON A FREAKING OSCAR. AFTER 5 (or 8? IDK) FREAKING NOMINATIONS. But we'll talk about that, plus that GIF, in a minute.

And can we talk about Chris Rock as a host? Dude, I never thought that he'd be able to pull that amount of jokes on today's PC television. I have no complaints but wow man.

Sam Smith's voice is gold HELP ME

Lady Gaga's performance was perfection

JOHN WILLIAMS' 50TH NOMINATION FOR BEST ORIGINAL SCORE (For Star Wars: The Force Awakens) AND HE DIDN'T WIN?! Oh well. I loved the winner's speech. It was really sweet.

And speaking of Star Wars:

BB-8, R2-D2 and C-3PO APPEARED

WHAT

WHAT

HEAVEN THIS YEAR'S OSCARS GOT BETTER

(For the record, I think BB-8 is the cutest droid in the SW universe

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(For the record, I think BB-8 is the cutest droid in the SW universe. He's basically a round WALL-E.)

That kid tho is legit gold. Like seriously, look at what he came in:

 Like seriously, look at what he came in:

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(Now I want Darth Vader socks. Anyone who gets me a pair will have a lifetime supply of chocolate.)

And then the minions appeared to introduce the nominees and winner for "Best Animated Short Film". To be fair, their part was kind of hilarious. Even if I think that they are overrated.

Admit it, you were giggling during this scene

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Admit it, you were giggling during this scene.

Then Buzz and Woody appeared to present the "Best Animated Feature Film" award. I think it was appropriate seeing as Inside Out won. I died during their exchange tho- 

I wonder if Tom Hanks and Tim Allen lent their voices for this

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I wonder if Tom Hanks and Tim Allen lent their voices for this. They probably have XD

And then PRIYANKA MOTHEREFFING CHOPRA AT THE OSCARS. I may not like her but come on, whether you like her or not, you get excited somewhat. Plus, I loved her dress. I would add a picture of her here in that dress but right now Wattpad hates me.

The tributes. When Alan Rickman, Christopher Lee, and David Bowie appeared, my heart died. End of story.

AND LEONARDO DiCAPRIO WON AN OSCAR. Surprisingly enough, he wasn't that emotional considering the roles that he did to get one ahahaha. But he was humble enough :D. At least the "Leo never won an Oscar" memes can all die now. 

.....Or take a new form, such as this one:

(I think the internet is never going to let this go

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(I think the internet is never going to let this go. Fuck.)

And those are my thoughts on the Oscar's....so far. For the most part it was well put together and I definitely enjoyed some parts of it more than others. 

Another rant is coming your way soon! In the meantime, what did you guys think of it? What else did I forget to mention? Comment below and let me know! :D

And shit, I completely forgot: Apparently, today is Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III's birthday. Well then. Happy birthday, Hiccup! (Shut your horses, he's the main character in How To Train Your Dragon. Sue me.)

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