Interviewer: Samuel, did you truly love Arabella when you first saw her? Or did you just want sex and got sexually frustrated:
Arabella: Ohhhhh, you just got burned!
Samuel:...Yes, I was attracted her. I might of wanted some sex....
Arabella: You twat waffle!
Samuel: What? You were mumbling in your sleep that you wanted to screw some market guy!
Arabella: I was sleeping!
Interviewer: Alright guys, now, I've realized that Samuel got injured a lot. Why is that?
Samuel: The author hates me.
Arabella: No, she doesn't!
Me: People asked me to. But you do annoy me.
Samuel: I annoy you? You created me! Should have made me less annoying.
Me: Nope. Still an asshole.
Arabella: Arent you writing this right now?
Interviewer: Okay, Author, be nice.
Me: I do what I want.
Me: Thank you.
Alrighty, so, this is just for some laughs. Comment questions you have for any of my characters for any of my books. :)