On My Way

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Sorry for the wait
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Okay, so let me catch y'all up. Last week it was V-Day, Finchel announced their engagement and Blaine came back. Now, Kurt, Rachel and I were looking for a wedding dress at the Lima Bean.

"Oh, look at that one," I said as I pointed to a dress.

"It's so timeless," replied Rachel, loving it.

"Timeless. Meaning you can wait two or five years to wear it," Kurt remarked. Most the New Directions thought marrying at this age was ridiculous, but Kurt and Quinn were the only ones who said it outloud.

"Don't be jealous," Rachel answered, writing down the name of the dress.

"Well, well, well. If it isn't a young Barbra Streisand, an old Betty White and Marilyn Monroe," said an annoying songbird behind us."Where is Gay Cyclops? Still trying to stumble his way in?"

"How is Marilyn Monroe an insult, Gatsby?" I asked Sebastian, he just looked confused.

"Gatsby?" he questioned.

"What hair gel do you use?" I explained as it was obvious.

"Gat-Oh. Anyways, Rachel I brought an engagement present for you," he handed a long envelope to Rach.

"Oh!"

"Woah!"

"Oh, woah, woah! Oh my god! That is-that is photoshopped," Rachel informed us. Inside that envelope was a picture of Finn naked, except his thing was photoshopped according to Rachel.
"His thing is not that small or-or brown."

"That is my brother. You are sick," I hissed at a smirking songbird.

"He could never fit into those pumps," added Kurt, not making things better.

"Just think: from now until eternity, every time someone googles Finn Hudson, they'll be treated to that and dozens like it," beamed Sebastian as proud as a peacock.

"What do you want Sebastian?" asked Rachel, irritated.

"I want a guaranteed Regionals win, so I want you to drop out. McKinley get home-Cory advantage this year. You're gonna come down with Asian bird flu or whatever Tina Blowing-Wang just had,"he explained and I scoffed.

"Rachel, would never do that," I told him, tempting to slap him, again.

"Yes and that is show choir terrorism," added Rachel, frowning.

"You give a bad name to the entire gay community," Kurt said disgusted, shaking his head.

"Bi community," I corrected, whispering.

"And you give the gay community cutting-edge fashion that's usually only seen on Puerto Rican pride floats," replied Sebastian, Rachel just laughed.

"I'm sorry I didn't hear you. I was distracted by your gigantic horse teeth," insulted Kurt and then we high fived.

"You have 24 hours, Rachel, or I press the upload button," said Sebastian, seriously.

"I have had just about enough of you," I told Sebastian, standing up.

"You're not gonna slap me again, are you? Cuz last time my face was red for about 3 hours," he asked me. I didn't know what that was, but I took it as a compliment.

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