Chapter 1

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forehead urie has joined the chat by spencer !
cheese whiz ross has joined the chat by spencer !
gallon weekes has joined the chat by spencer !
jon runner has joined the chat by spencer !
brent ol' boy has joined the chat by spencer !
alex gayscarf has joined the chat by spencer !
jack barakitten has joined the chat by spencer !
rian awesome has joined the chat by spencer !
zack attack has joined the chat by spencer !
sarah orz-fuck it has joined the chat by spencer !
victur funtes has joined the chat by spencer !
himae not jamie has joined the chat by spencer !
tony the turtle has joined the chat by spencer !
mike funtes has joined the chat by spencer !
kellin quan has joined the chat by spencer !
justin hills has joined the chat by spencer !
jack flower🌸 has joined the chat by spencer !
gabe beerham has joined the chat by spencer !
nick martian has joined the chat by spencer !
jesse lawson has joined the chat by spencer !
tyler hoesph has joined the chat
josh dun with you has joined the chat by spencer !
heart eyes howell has joined the chat by spencer !
love eyes lester has joined the chat by spencer

spencer !: howdy hey guys.

cheese whiz ross: why am i here??

gallon weekes: ^

jon runner: okay i know like 4 of these people wtf help

brent ol' boy: uhm hi?

brent ol' boy has been removed from the chat by forehead urie at 3:16pm

spencer !: wtf brendon??

forehead urie: what? i don't like that ugly ass fucker

gallon weekes: uh who even was that?

forehead urie: no one important

spencer !: wtf bren youre so mean to people

forehead urie: yeah i know??

cheese whiz ross: but he's still hot

cheese whiz ross: ....

cheese whiz ross: i didn't say anything

forehead urie: i know this too??

alex gayscarf: ooh someone has a crushhhh

jack barakitten: stfu alex

alex gayscarf: NO U. I'LL FUCKING FITE YOU HOE

jack barakitten: at least i'm not a bottom

alex gayscarf: ....

alex gayscarf: fuck you jack

jack barakitten: any day babe

alex gayscarf: plz kys. i wanna break up

jack barakitten: no plz love me. i'm sorry. i'm crying now.

alex gayscarf: shh baby i'll come over and cuddle noooo don't cry plz

kellin quan: hot damn what have i walked into??

spencer !: a gay hell

forehead urie: whelp. seems like the right place for me

forehead urie: im gay satan

cheese whiz ross: that's hot

alex gayscarf: that's gay

jack barakitten: but youre gay??

alex gayscarf: true..

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