"____ are you bi?"
You stood in shock, and pretty f***ing offended!
"Why the hell do you ask that?!"
He gestured to all the walls in your room.
"Well your room is covered with photos of a young girl
supposably called by Justine."
You facepalmed yourself. "That's Justin Bieber..."
"Well he's gay."
"WELL AT LEAST HE HAS A FACE FOR PEOPLE TO JUDGE."
Slendy let out an overly dramatic gasp and walked out.
You eventually began to feel bad and went to apologize.
You had posters and every game, you were
always updated as soon as news was confirmed about a new game.
You thought he was insanely sexy at times and other timesjust absolutely ADORABLE.
BEN walked in and his jaw dropped when he saw you
playing the games and staring at his poster."LINK?! MY ENEMY?!"
You blushed at Link's name. "Yeah~"
BEN ripped off one of the posters and ran out the door screaming
"I SHALL BE AVENGED."
You shrugged it off and returned to you Link poster.
The next morning you woke up and looked around at your sexy-VANDALIZED POSTERS.
All of them had been drawn on to make them look like they had glowing red eyes, some had a BEN
statue behind them and they all read "You shouldn't have done that..." at the bottom.
You yelled at BEN but he gave up and finally said sorry... and you made him clean your room.
Jeff the Killer
You were obsessing over a video of L from the anime Death Note.
Jeff walked in and started commenting on how he looked different but still pretty amazing in the video.
You listened to him rant on and on about how beautiful he was but just HAD
to stop him before he got to the part about his d**k!
"Jeff that's not you!" You said, holding back a laugh.
He kept denying that it wasn't him but after you gave him proof his white face
became red as a tomato.
"Y-yes it is!"
You fought back and forth about it until you pointed out the fact that L doesnt have a smile
cut into face.
Jeff left the room, just before slamming the door.
You just laughed and went back to watching Death Note.
He walked in on you in the living room and saw you were
watching your favorite anime, Ouran High School Host Club.
You got frustrated as he kept ranting on and on about how he was way better
than that and how he could be anything he wanted also.
You finally got fed up and yelled at him.
"YEAH." Suddenly and idea popped in your head.
"Uh oh..." he said as he noticed the sly smirk creep on to your face.
you handed him a list of things he needed to do around the house and what he WILL do for you later.
He really regretted it... especially the foot rub part.
Let's just say he learned to NEVER talk bad about anime. Ever. Again......ever.....seriously.....ever.
You were fangirling over your FAVORITE band while Masky just kept rolling his eyes at you.
He didn't really seem to care but he thought it was stupid.
He eventually just walked away from you and left to go watch TV.
Hoody didn't exactly understand "fangirling" so when you explained it to him
he was a little weirded out by it, but left it alone.
The next day you walked into his room, which was covered in posters of an anime girl
from a popular anime, and him sitting in the middle of it all squealing.
"Hoody what are you doing?"
"Not...the same...thing...." You facepalmed.
Fanboys. Now you understood how guys felt about fangirls.
You explained fangirling and why it was so amazing yet painful.
He didn't really care about it.
"Ash?! Ash KETCHUP?!"
"hehehehhehehehehehheheheh yyeeaahhhh....and that's not his name!"
Red found you fangirling of Ash form Pokemon and got pissed.
"What's so good about him?!"
"Are you kidding me? he's ADORABLE!"
"Whatever!" He stomped out of your room angrily, leaving you to kiss the screen
which had a picture of Ash on it.
"I'm better than him! I'm the "bad boy" version of him!"
"But Link's blonde hair!"
(Yes, I know... I kind of stole the BEN idea...)
"I'll kill him!" He jumped into the TV and killed Link's character.
He jumped back out and walked away like nothing happened.
"I have better candy that fucking 'Willy Wonka'!"
"Yeah but he has a damn chocolate river!"
"UGH! Whatever! At least my candy never makes you fat!"
"Yeah! Cause it KILLS YOU!"
He rolled his eyes and walked away.
You were fangirling over a doctor from "Children's Hospital."
"I'm a better doctor than him!"
"Yeah....you are..." You sighed.
"I know!" He walked out, acting very cocky.
"He's soooo cute! He's a tiny flying fox with SHOES!"
You hugged the computer.
"Whatever....I'm still sexy..." He mumbled the last part.
You told him about all the cute boys in your favorite show.
He wasn't really listening so he just nodded as you went along.
"He's SO cute!"
"He's so cute!" Rake was talking in a high, annoying voice, horribly mocking yours.
"Ugh!" You stomped out of the room.
~Even monsters can love~