Damn horny teenagers

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You: YOU ARE GROUNDED

You: *mutters to self* Damn horny teenagers

You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey, 17 f here :)

You: I thought you were better than this...

You: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

You: Guess I was wrong...

Stranger: okay?

You: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??

Stranger: uhm.. i have no idea?

You: WHY??? WHYYYYYY?????

You: I'll find someone better

You: I don't care about you anymore

You: Get out of my life

You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyyyy whattt areee u dOing ???!?

You: Trying to restrain myself from throwing a dictionary at your face

You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: het

Stranger has disconnected.

(What...? I didn't even start trolling you yet)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi asl

You: did you hit your head on your keyboard? why else would you say asl?

Stranger: bitch please!

Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: M or f?

You: both babe

Stranger: ?

You: if you're ready come and get it

Stranger: are you a female?

You: are YOU a female?

You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: NANANANANANNAA

Stranger: batmannnnnn

Stranger: m/f

You: You were epic until you asked that

You: Good day to you sir

You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m

You: M what?

You: You just gonna leave me hanging bro?

Stranger: m here

You: Not cool man

You: Not cool

Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: suuppp

You: (\/) (;,,,;) (\/)

You: Take me to your leader

Stranger has disconnected.

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Updating this today because I'm on holiday for a week starting tomorrow!

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