Like a chicken wrap in a bathtub is a hippie that dried up.
Hipsta, ya look like a negative zero!
What is the square root of bacon? BACON BITS!
What is the name of that kid who lives in Never-land? Oh yeah, Robin Hood!
Aye, aye, avocado!
Did you know that I love bacon?
Flies wear baseball caps when they eat pie.
What does the Spandex say?
Rerts of the Jungle T.
Let's eat some tomato hash!
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Weird Things to Say
HumorEver wanted to say something so outrageously random that people would laugh but couldn't think of anything? Here are some ideas, credit for this book goes to my brothers who made up this stuff.
