PHAN SMUT???!?!!??

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Dan went to go take off his pants, breathing very slowly but also shakily. Dan was nervous. His first time with his boyfriend Phil.

Phil was already naked, his penis throbbing through his jeans. Dan's eyes darted from the dick, to the floor, and back up to Phil's eyes, pushing the idea to start.

Phil grinned widely and nodded his head, eager that Dan took off his pants. Dan slid off his pant bottoms, leaving himself in his boxers. There was a small poke in them that Phil saw, but ignored. 'its a dick, how bad could it be?'  he wondered.

Dan licked his lips nervously and took off his underwear. The sweat trickling down his neck caused a small chill to creep up behind him. Phil saw and giggled to himself, Dan just squeezed his eyes shut. He slugged the already hanging jeans down his lean legs. Then his soggy underwear.. already full of pre-cum.

Dan was now fully naked.. naked and... vulnerable? 

Phil broke into hysterics. He clutched at his heart and bursted into fits of laughter.

Dan started to blush so hard, boy was he embarrassed.

"I.. OH M- MY GAWD. DAAAANAHAHAHAHAHAH" Phil cried. Literally cried. He was crying in laughter. He started to point. He pointed to dans penis and choked out.. "S-so small"

Dan was so embarrassed he just stood there, not knowing what to do. Was Phil still going to fuck him? Although Dan was hard, it still was about 3 & 1/2 inches long.

Phil hiccuped and started coughing. his face turned very red very quickly and soon enough he was coughing very hard.

He gripped his neck as he choked out the last cough, with "so small"

AND HE DIED. FROM LAUGHING AT DANS BABY PENIS. HAHA.