fRoxen frosted ice (A Jelsa Parody)

netflixx asn chi,l

he was hhot af. maybe i cud c wher ana was comming from when she kept takkin bout marryin hans.

"we shuld netflix and chill gurl" the very attraktiv male said. i blushed viciously, my hart going doki doki

"I-i um im not really experinced in that areea" i sttutterd nervosly, waving my hans around inprostest

"thats okay sweat cheeks" he winked at me, cosing a wave of... warmth? to wash over me and i shudders 

"o yea what ur name gril?????" he asked twiriling his staff

'god do I want to be smacked w that staff' i thot dremily. "huh????! im elsa of arendale.. or at least i uset to be..." i mumbled. how unqueenlike 

i wasnt a queen anyway wtf i threw that plastik krown away along time ago???? wtf??? why ddo I care??

"whats ur name?" I assed, staring into his  OC ean blue orbs 

"my nmaes jack" he siad smilin.. "jack fros t" all of the suddeb ice maternity in his hansd and he made them into sunglases. 

h e was so hot 

he ean a hand thru his white missy heir and slippt the glades on

I

 was

me lting

he was hotter then Hans lol hotter he's cold lmao get it 

Igasped and the words came right out of my lips

"father my childdlers"

he smirked

"ofc bæ" i blushedd as he wakked toward me

and then our lips met our tounges tabgling like my fingees in his hair the color of fresh snow. he tasted minty... his brethh was cool on my lips.

"ily jack"

An: PLS NO HATE!!!1!1!2!2!!2 if u dontloke it nont reed it omg ppl sux!!!11 and YEZ there will b Jelsa babies l8r awwhwhhhhhh

((A/N: THE REAL ONE LMAO. Hi. I apologise for the inactivity, I'll be back on and posting sooonerrrrr I promise.))