Haha... Ha.. Ha. (Edited)

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NANAMI'S POV:
I woke up today late, because there's no point coming over in time when I know Kakashi is going to be late.

I ate leftovers from yesterdays dinner for breakfast.

"Hmm, it's about 2 hours late maybe I should go now." I muttered to myself.

Won't it be fun if I pulled a few pranks?
But before I left I stuffed a dildo into my purse.
I smirked evilly.
TODAY SHALL BE A GREAT DAY.
>:>

I teleported to the training grounds.

Where me and Kakashi came at the exact time by coincidence.

"YOU'RE LATE!!" Sakura and Naruto shouted.
"Sorry, there was no point in going if Kakashi was going to be late." I said.

"A black cat crossed my path today so-"
"LIES!" Naruto pointed out.

We all sweatdropped.

"Today this will determine whether you will be heading back to the academy or not. In this exercise you must take a bell from me, if you don't you won't be able to eat." He said.

"Why are there only three bells when there are four of us?" Sakura asked.

"You'll find out after." He said.
Everyone hid while Naruto stood there ready to face Kakashi.

Everyone sighed.
"That baka..." I muttered face palming.
Yep, he got the one thousand years of pain/death.

Suddenly sausage boi appeared.

Sakura started squealing and revealed her location.

She has an Iq level of 3 I swear to god.
I went over to Pinkie.
"We have to work together to pass, we can't do it if no one works together. The main point of this test is to work together." I told her calmly.
Surprisingly she listened. +1 iq for her :)

Once you really get to know pinkie she's really not that bad.

It's just her obsessing over Sausage boi that's bad. I guess sausage boi is like cocaine to her? She goes nuts and loses brain cells as soon as he is mentioned.

After that I went over to Naruto.

"Psst! Naruto we need to work together so-"
"NO WAY! Sorry Nanami, but I can do this myself." He said stubbornly.

I sighed.
What a dumbass bOi.

I went back to Sakura.
"While sasuke is fighting Kakashi is getting distracted. But he will notice one of us. You distract him also while I use a substitution jutsu while he is off guard." I whispered.

She nodded.

Sakura headed over and started distracting him with Kunais.
"Substitution jutsu!" I whispered doing the hand signs I may have replaced the bells with the dildo I packed this morning. :3

:3?????

He won't notice because before I did I casted a genjutsu over the dildo.

It looks like the bells exactly.

Perfect.

Naruto gave up and Kakashi caught him trying to get to the food.
In result he ended up getting tied to the post.
I secretly handed over a bell to Pinkie.

"You know what? You've been a decent person! You deserve my respect." I gave her a thumbs up.
She simply smiled at me.

"Listening to the way you planned things out before you executed things inspired me to choose to consider on starting to use my head before doing anything reckless." She said
I grinned.
She smiled.

"What will happen to the third bell?" She asked.

"I will probably hand mine and the spare both to sausage boi and Naruto."
I stated calmly.
"But you'll be forced to go back to the academy if you do!" She worried.

I simply smirked.

"Just wait and see." I assured her.

I went over to the posts and handed my bells over to sausage boi and Naruto.
They were shocked.
"How?" Sausage boi said.
"Those are obviously fake I still have them see?" Kakashi said while holding the 'bells' up.
"Release!" I shouted.

The bells poofed into a dildo.
So he was literally now holding a dildo out infront of his students.

I took a quick photo with my camera.
Kakashi started blushing madly.
"W-wha?!" He blushed.
Sausage boi looked away blushing.
While Naruto cheered.

Sakura blushed as well.
"Hahahahaha!" I said while laughing.

"The whole point of this exercise is teamwork you guys are my precious classmates, I'd hate to see you fail." I explained.
"Nanami...!" Narutos eyes dramatically watered.

Sausage boi slightly smiled.

Kakashi sighed.
"You all pass." He said.

"YAY!!!!" Naruto shouted.

I smirked.

"By the way Kakashi, are you planning to keep that?" I said while looking at the dildo in his hands.

He blushed yet again.
"N-no!" He said.

Later on everyone left except for sausage boi and I.

He suddenly pinned me up against the fence.
"How did you do that?" He said.
"You know sausage boi, sexual harassment is not the way to go. Hmm... Now that I think about it why don't you have lines on your face like him?" I said as I looked closely at his features.

He activated his sharingan and glared at me.
"How do you know him?" He said harshly.
"Heh, like hell I'm going to tell you!" I teased then teleported home.

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To be continued....
Lmao I gave you guys the cliche SASUKE pins u up against the wall and asks u shit moment.
😂😂😂😂
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