Avengers x Reader One-shots (completed for now)

Avengers x Evil Witch!Reader: The Most Evil Of Them All (Part 3)

It had been a month since you disguised as Steve and infiltrated the Avengers. To you, it seemed like nobody noticed anything different about their good ol' Captain America. Wanda almost caught you changing back to your own self in your room, but you turned back just in time. Tony had also asked where you got your leather bracelet, and you quickly made up a lie that you bought it in a cute little shop it Chinatown. You silently hoped that he didn't know what tenebris veneficae meant in English, because it was scratched into the bracelet for everyone to see.

"C'mon guys! Let's do some more shots!" You cheered, pouring more vodka into your shot glasses.

Everyone gave you a questionable look and huddled into a group in the back of the room. You didn't really mind, however, because you were having the most interesting conversation with a bottle of vodka at the moment.

"Have any of you noticed how strange Steve has been acting for the past month?" Clint asked, lowering his voice.

"Yeah, actually. Whenever we have a party like this, he usually sticks with a can of soda for the night. But now he's downing shots like they're apple juice." Tony muttered, gesturing towards you.

"And didn't you notice how he couldn't even use his shield right during our last mission? I had to save his ass from four baddies all at once!" Natasha frowned, infuriated.

"He's been trying to get a shift in protecting the Dark Witch's crown, also. Something is going on. Something sinister." Bruce commented and everyone nodded.

~Time skip brought to you by Loki becoming super emo after listening to Panic! At The Disco~

You pulled out Steve's laptop, using the passcode that he gave you to open it easily. The cursor moved towards a small window marked with the S.H.I.E.L.D. logo and you clicked on it, revealing the whole company's database at your fingertips.

This going to be easier than I thought.

You printed out all of the team member's information, folding all of them in half and placing them in your purple leather bag. Just for grins, you decided to print out Fury's and Coulson's personal info and place them in your bag along with the others.

"Steve? May I come in?" Natasha questioned, knocking on you door. The bag dissapeared with a snap of your fingers, and you let her in.

"Fury is calling us all into Y/N's cell, saying something about a 'group questioning'. Whatever the hell that means." She muttered before leaving, closing the door behind her. Shutting off the laptop, you followed her out.

~Time skip brought to you by Bruce in a cute Avengers onesie~

"Now, Y/N, who are your accomplices?" Fury asked, the rest of the team watching the copy of you from behind him.

The other you stared into your eyes, a sly grin plastered across her face.

"The other me." She stated, messing with her hair.

"What does that mean, Y/N?" Tony wondered, scratching his goatee.

"The other me is my accomplice."

Oh shit. If they ask who is the other me, my cover is blown. I have to shut her up some how without raising suspicions.

"Conclude superasque evadere!" You whispered and the copy passed out, falling to the floor. Fury called in a few guards to take her to the infirmary, telling them to inform him when she wakes up.

~Time skip brought to you by Thor watching Beetlejuice for the first time~

Everyone was sitting in the living room, waiting for the copy to wake up. It was kind of odd that the team was so worried about what she would say, even though it really didn't matter anyways.

Your plan was almost complete. You just needed your crown.

At first, you were going to make getting the crown this huge operation with having to turn all of the cameras off and disguising as a janitor. But then you thought,'why don't I just use my magic to get it back?'.

You closed your eyes, your spirit going through the many rooms in the Stark Tower.

Where are you, my darling?

You finally found it in a glass room, sitting on a marble pedestal. Four different guards surrounded it, all of their faces emotionless.

"Venite ad me coronam decoris." You hissed, and the crown dissipated in a flurry of purple smoke. A very loud alarm started blaring and you retreated back to Steve's body.

"What the fuck is that alarm for?" Clint cursed, dropping his deck of cards. Everyone stood up as Bruce checked the main alarm system.

"The Dark Witch's crown. It's gone." Bruce stated, turning off the alarm.

"But how? Y/N is passed out in the infirmary!" Clint rebutted, making you laugh. Everyone stared at you as you continued laughing.

"You see, that's where you're wrong, bird man." You giggled, pulling the crown out of your leather bag. You placed the crown neatly onto your head and you instantly turned back into your normal self, black ball gown and all.

"You foul creature! What did you do with Brother Steven?" Thor yelled, summoning Mjonir.

"Don't worry your pretty little head, dearie. He's someplace nice and safe where no one can find him except for me. I will set him free if you let me leave here unharmed." You assured, patting Thor's head lightly.

"Just let him free first and then you can leave." Tony said, his voice shaky with fear. You sighed before snapping your fingers, making the soldier appear in front of him.

"It's been fun betraying all of you, but I have to run. Of course, there is one thing I have to get before I go.." You smiled, pulling a knife out of your bag. Grabbing Wanda, you put the knife to her throat, pulling her back towards you.

"Wanda, No!" Pietro screamed as you transported back to your lair in London.

The villains always win.

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