milk § kth

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january 7th, 2016
6:47 pm

unknown: ay O O O O O

sumin: who is this.

unknown: more importantly, who am i.

sumin: i literally just asked that.

unknown: well you're probably wondering who i am right now.

sumin: im

unknown: you're what? madly in love with me? oh my gosh, this- this is so unexpected but yes! of course ill marry you!

sumin: i want to file a divorce.

unknown: ouch, really. or should i say, you really hurt me sumin. thats your name, isnt it >:P

sumin: ill block you if you don't shut up.

unknown: gIRL Y O U NEED SOME MILK.

sumin: i don't drink hormonally fucked refreshments thank you very much, ill take an iced tea.

unknown: no shut up tEA IS LITERALLY SO GROSS OFNSKFKS -_-

sumin: i like it.

unknown: sumin.

unknown: sumin.

unknown: SUUuuUuUuUuUuMiIiIiIiIiINnNnNn

sumin: what the fuck my name is vanna

unknown: vanna sounds weird as fuck get some milk.

sumin: are you blind kid?

unknown: what do you have against milk.

sumin: the hormones are screwed up in it. id rather not hit puberty faster than im supposed to.

unknown: what no way.

unknown: well now i know why im so hOT I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS THE FOOD HERE.

sumin: if anything i could name a couple people who would be hotter than you if it was just the food.

unknown: like who sumin?

sumin: well lets start off with, park jimin. hes fine as fuck if i do say so myself.

unknown: he is also in my kitchen.

sumin: well i know hes your friend now. who are you anyways.

unknown: >:-)

sumin: dont be a moron.

unknown: did you drink the pacific ocean?

sumin: what

unknown: because you're salty af.

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