Iron Man and Loki

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Loki: What have I to fear?

Iron Man: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves. "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" type thing.

Loki: Yes, I've met them.

Iron Man: Yeah it takes a while to get any traction I'll give you that one. But let's do a headcount here: Your brother, a demi-god; A super-soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassin's, and you, big fella, have managed to piss off every single one of them.

Loki: That was the plan.

Iron Man: Not a good plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you.

Loki: I have an army.

Iron Man: We have a Hulk.

Loki: I thought the beast had wondered off.

Iron Man: You're missing the point, there's no throne, there's no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it.

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