Aries: Let's have a Nerf war!!
Capricorn: We just did that yesterday -_-
Aquarius: I SPOT A WILD WHALE!!
Aries: Yeah but that was so ages ago... And that's water guns!
Sagittarius: I want some action!
Libra: Can we just like, talk about rainbows and play with dolls?
Pisces: I agree with Libra! Unicorns are the best!
Aries: I'm not a child anymore!
Taurus: Let's go to Nando's!
Aquarius: *gets excited* OMIGOSH! MAYBE NIALL WILL BE THERE!!! *faints*
Virgo: *concerned over best friend* Aqua? Ugh... Why did you even brought up Nando's?
Taurus: *raises both hands innocently* Not my fault!
Gemini: Guys, I bought a twin stuff toy!
Cancer: I bought a teddy bear!
Leo: You guys are sooo childish! I bought something in Forever 21!
Virgo: Cool... WHAT!?! MY BESTIE JUST FAINTED AND IM HERE SAYING 'COOL'!?!
Sagittarius: Virgo, you do know I'm standing here like an idiot holding medicine?
Virgo: ...
Sagittarius: ...
Scorpio: Who wants to join me watching Horror movies?
Aries: I DO!
Capricorn: My friends are all idiots!
Everyone: *stops*
*World War III starts*
Libra: AGH! I WISH MY FRIENDS ARE ALL THE OPPOSITES!
Everyone: *stops*
Aries: Let's go to my room and have a tea party!
Libra: Oh no :o
Scorpio: What's wrong, sunshine?
Cancer: Ew, why am I holding a fluffy teddy bear?
Gemini: I HATE TWIN STUFF TOYS!! *throws toy at the ground*
Taurus: Why am I eating McDonalds?! THERES SO MUCH FATTENING!
Leo: I hate Forever 21! Why am I holding these piece of junk?
Virgo: How do you squeeze a bottle? I need help!
Sagittarius: *flops down couch* I'm bored *sleeps*
Capricorn: *stops reading book* Why am I reading?
Pisces: Why am I wearing an idiotic unicorn shirt? *changes to black and white clothing*
Everyone: *disagrees with everyone*
*World War IV starts*
Libra: WHAT HAVE I DONE!?! I need help, author!
Me: Wha- *sees the war* *le sigh* -_-#
Libra: HELP!
Me: *writes down* and the Zodiacs are back to their old selves
Everyone: *stops* *poof of green smoke* *confused*
Aquarius: What did I miss?
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Randomsquads, short stories, ships, etc. ♚ book one of the zodiac trilogy !!! chapters with an asterisk ( * ) means that i've edited them.
