Silly Love Songs

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Mr.Shue this week gave us a Valentines Day assignment.

"Do you think I should sing it to Lauren?" Puck asked me.

"Do you wanna hear the truth?" he nodded.

"I don't think you should sing it her," I told him.

"Why?"

"Because it's offensive," I finished.

"Whatever!" he said walking away.

~Glee Club~

I was talking to Artie, when Mr.Shue said Puck and the boys want to sing something to Lauren. Oh no.

Puck with the New Directions Boys:
Ooohhh, you gonna take me home tonight
Ooohhh, down beside that red firelight
Ooohhh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Puck:
Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery, huh
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me

Hey hey!
Ho!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them lardy ladies every time
C'mon

Puck with the New Directions Boys:
Ooohhh, wont you take me home tonight?
Ooohhh, down beside that red firelight
Ooohhh, and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Puck:
Hey listen here
I've got mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality, I tell you
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Hey big woman you gonna make a big man of me
Now get this

Puck with the New Directions Boys:
Ooohhh (Puck: I know) you gonna take me home tonight (Puck: Please)
Ooohhh, down beside that red firelight
Ooohhh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round (Puck: Yeah)
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Puck:
Get on your bikes and ride
Ooohhh yeah, ohh yeah, them fat bottomed girls (New Directions Boys: Fat bottomed girls)
Yeah yeah yeah, alright, ride em' cowboy (New Directions Boys: Fat bottomed girls)
Yes yes

By the end of the song, all the girls were staring at Puck wide-eyed.

"Thank you, Puck. For making me feel like rubbish," said Lauren walking out of the room.

~Lunch~
Artie's POV

"I have the best girlfriend ever!" I randomly said.

"Me too," replied Mike.

Artie with New Directions harmonizing:
You know, you, you make me feel so good inside, heh
I always wanted a girl like you, such a P.Y.T, Pretty Young Thing, oh!

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