"SEXY ASS MOFO. GET YO ASS OVER HERE" EMILY YELLED TO HER FLUSH CRUSH.
"BITCH THE FUCK DO YA WANT??!?!"
" I WANT Y- LLAMAS, I WANT LOTS OF LLAMAS. " EMILY RESPONDED, STUTTERING SLIGHTLY.
THERIN LOOKED AT HER, RAISING A BROW, "WHY THO. THEY ARE UGLY AF"
THERE WAS AN AWKWARD AF SILENCE. EMILY COULDN'T COMPREHEND WHAT SHE HAD HEARD. HOW DARE HE SAY THAT THEY ARE LLAMAS ARE UGLY. FUCK THAT BITCH. EMILY WENT TO SMACK A HOE BUT SOMEHOW RESTRAINED HERSELF CAUSE SHE WOULD PROBABLY BREAK A NAIL, OR HIS FACE.
"UGLY? !?!! YOU ARE UGLY!" SHE SCREAMED AT HIM. HER VOICE ECHOING OFF EVERYTHING IN THE SMALL ROOM.
THERIN LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GOING TO CRY. THE OFFENSE HE HAD TAKEN WAS SO LARGE YO COULD SEE IT FROM CHINA!!!
"NO WAIT. I'M SORRY. I LOVE YOU! OKAY!..... I REALLY DO." EMILY REPLIED SHYLY, HER FACE TINTED A CHERRY RED.
HE WAS TAKEN BACK BY HER SUDDEN CONFESSION OF LOVE. WITHOUT HESITATION HE RAN OVER AND KISSIED THE LIPPIES.
THEY DID THE DIDDLY DARN DO AND HAD LOTS OF KIDS . THE END.
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That was a joke one I made for my friend
drinkyourcerealmilk since I know it's her otp ;^) Most of my other stuff should be more classy though. I hope you....enjoyed it. Feel free to request something!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
RANDOM ONE SHOTS
FanfictionRandom one shots that I make. It can be either a friend x friend, reader x Character, or Character x Character. Just request and I'll try my best. Don't expect Shakespeare writing though
