3♔Types of Texters

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Here are some types of texters...

CAPS LOCK MANIACS
"DID YOU KNOW THAT YESTERDAY I WAS CLIPPING MY TOENAILS AND THEN I DECIDED TO PAINT THEM RED BECAUSE I WAS FEELING REALLY HAPPY"

If u are intending to scream this text at me, then you're doing a great job. If you're just trying to communicate, please remove your finger from the caps lock button. Thanks.

EMOJI TEXTERS
"LOOL💞🤑❤️👛😐✊🏼😂✋🏼👯😆😎😆😜😝😝😜😁😜😼👕👘💋🐷🐽 hby?"

Where is the gun emoji?

Like, speak English please, there are letters for a reason. I don't need 20 emojis sent to me to tell me that you you're sitting down.

THE 'ABBREVIATORS'
"lol yh datz so lol. Dd u gt de ting I snt u 2 ur hse n u luk gd"

Who raised you?

NEEDS JESUS
"Omhg xan u likh totrlly ckheck his instgafrabm anhd see if he ihs talkhing to that girf!"

*pours holy water on them*
There is auto correct for a reason, please use it.

THE DISREGARDERS
"Did you see that new post selena posted on Instagram?"
"I ate pizza today, hby?"

I know you saw my text. Why are you completely disregarding it and talking about something else?

NEED TO CALM THE F DOWN TEXTERS
"Haha your so funny. HeELLO?? Are you still there??! Where did you go? Come online!!! Please. You read my message. Reply?! "

I am not god damn stuck to my phone 24/7 am i??! Can I at least have a second to breathe?
If someone doesn't respond to your text, they're either busy, you're boring, on Instagram or eating.
Most of the time people are just busy and you just look like a crazy person.

K FUCKERS
"I won the lottery"
"K"
"There was chicken wings falling down from the sky"
"K"
"I died"
"K"

Those texters who u can send an emotional long paragraph or something extraordinary to and they just respond with 'k'
K? K your mother fucking ass.

DEAD REPLIERS
"Hey! so how's everything?"
"Good"
What you doing?"
"Nothing"
"Have u ever clipped your toenails?"
"Yeah"
"Did u hear about the beef that went down yesterday?"
"No"

I can't be the only that's involved in this conversation, pls say something worthwhile.

LIFETIME REPLIERS
"Hey, what's up" - Jan 2 1995
"Hi! Nothing much just chilling what about you?" - Jan 6 2016

Okay, I'm totally guilty of this. But not 21 years late, that just sucks.
People may reply to you late BC they probably haven't seen your message, or are busy or just don't like you :)

These are some examples of the types of texters in this world!

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I think there should be a part 2 for this for sure. Oh yeah, add this book to your library so u can get updates to your Notifs <3

I'm planning on updating once every week now because I'm a boss ass bitch.

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