Brittany/Britney

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"Everyone, listen up.
Next week we are performing at the homecoming assembly and we need song.
Shoot!" said Mr. Shue excitedly.

"Uptown Funk."

"Bills."

"Somewhere Only We Know."

"The Final Countdown."

"I have it!" said Kurt

"Britney Spears!"he continued

"Yay"

"Yeah"

"No!" said Britt.

"Why not?" asked Mr Shue.

"Because I am Brittany Spierce." Britt said.

"What?" Asked Finn.

" My name is Brittany S Pierce and I have been living in Britney's shadow all my life." she said upsettingly.

"Yes guys, we can't do Britney because
A. Brittany and
B. She is a bad role model." Mr. Shue

Aww.

~The next day in Glee Club~

"So kids, today we have a special guest.
Take it away Carl," said Mr.Shue.

Then came in this good-looking middle aged man with Miss. Pillsbury.

"Hello Glee Club,
I am Carl, I'm a dentist and I've come in to check out our teeth." Carl said.

He gives us a pill and tells us to chew it.
If we don't take care of our teeth properly, our teeth will turn blue.

"Brittany." Said Carl.

"Come to office tomorrow and I'll check your teeth out." He continued.

~The next day~

Me and Santana were walking down the corridor, until Britt came up to us.

"Hey guys, so yesterday I was at the dentist and he put me under anaesthesia and I had a Britney Spears hallucination. So today after school, we are all going and joining dreams." Britt said.

"Um, okay then," I said.

"Yay!"

~At the dentist~

"Look girls, I can't put you under.
Your teeth are perfect," Carl said to San and I.

"Look.
Me, Britt and Livs wants to get our anaesthesia on," said Santana.

"Well, once can't hurt," he said.

We lay down on the chair, put our earplugs in and

**********

My people in the crowd
Grab a partner take it down!

It's me against the music
Uh uh
It's just me
And me
Yeah
C'mon
Hey Britney?
Are you ready?
Uh uh, are you?

No one cares
It's whippin'my hair, it's pullin' my waist
To hell with stares
The sweat is drippin' all over my face
No one's there
I'm the only one dancin' up in this place
Tonight I'm here
Feel the beat of the drum, gotta keep it that bass
I'm up against the speaker, tryin' to take on the music
It's like a competition, me against the beat
I wanna get in the zone, I wanna get in the zone
If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm
Tryin' to hit it, you could die
In a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey

[CHORUS]

All my people on the floor
Let me see you dance
Let me see ya
All my people wantin' more
Let me see you dance
I wanna see ya
All my people round and round
Let me see you dance
Let me see ya
All my people in the crowd
Let me see you dance
I wanna see ya
So how would you like a friendly competition
Let's take on the song
It's you and me baby, we're the music
Time to party all night long

We're almost there
I'm feelin' it bad and I can't explain
My soul is bare
My hips are movin' at a rapid pace
Baby feel it burn
From the tip of my toes, runnin' through my veins
And now it's your turn
Let me see what you got, don't hesitate
I'm up against the speaker, tryin' to take on the music
It's like a competition, me against the beat
I wanna get in the zone, I wanna get in the zone
If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm
Tryin' to hit it, you could die
In a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey

[CHORUS - as before]

Get on the floor, baby lose control
Just work your body and let it go
If you wanna party, just grab somebody
Hey Britney
We can dance all night long

Hey Britney, you say you wanna lose control
Come over here I got somethin' to show ya
Sexy lady, I'd rather see you bare your soul
If you think you're so hot, better show me what you got
All my people in the crowd, let me see you dance
C'mon Britney lose control, watch you take it down

Get on the floor, baby lose control
Just work your body and let it go
If you wanna party, just grab somebody
Hey Britney
We can dance all night long

[CHORUS - as before]

All my people in the crowd, let me see you dance
C'mon Britney take it down, make the music dance
All my people round and round, party all night long
C'mon Britney lose control, watch you take it down

***********

"Hahaha!" we all woke up laughing.

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