dan howell: asdfghjkl
phil lester: hello? you okay?
dan howell: you can't just leave your chapter on a cliffhanger!!
phil lester: oops i just did 😇
dan howell: when are you next updating?
phil lester: i already have the next chapter written, im just waiting till people are begging
dan howell: i am here, i am begging, plz update
phil lester: no
dan howell: fite me
phil lester: you text like ur from london
dan howell: am from london✔️
phil lester: ayy same
dan howell: how did you know?
phil lester: saying 'fite me' makes it sound you're from london
dan howell: what are you sherlock holmes
phil lester: LOVE THAT