I'm Min Yoongi ( Yoonmin / Texting )

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Me: Ya! How old are you! I bet I'm older, I swear I'm going to beat you up

Rude liar: I'm so scared! I'll text you my address.

Me: I'm just done okay. I'm not gonna yell at someone through text that I don't even know. Goodbye. Have a nice day

Rude liar: No. Keep yelling at me I'm bored

Me: You don't deserve to be yelled at by me

Rude liar: Aw I don't even deserve that? I thought I could atleast be yelled at by a poor boy with no manners

Me: I stg...

Rude liar: You mad bro?

Me: Never! I'm always happy.

Rude liar: Yeah sure

Me: I'm super happy right now

Rude liar: I bet not. Where are you right now?

Me: Asia

Rude liar: Come on I know you're atleast in Seoul by your area code.

Me: I'm in my house. Why?

Rude liar: I wonder if you've punched a wall yet!

Me: I'm blocking your number

Rude liar: Aw Jimin don't give up!

Me: You can't call me that

Rude liar: So what do I call you? How about jiminie~ Aw! My little Jiminie!

Me: it's late. I'll deal with you tomorrow

Rude liar: Goodnight jiminie~