Chapter 37: When A Banana Is A Key

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As more angry men rushed into the room, Kim switched to the Fire emoji, blasting fireballs in every direction like a hellish ballet dancer.

In the background, the gross banana pieces that had been flung to the far corners of the room were sluicing back together, the individual bits all slugging back together, although they were all headed deeper into the storage closet, rather than ba...

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In the background, the gross banana pieces that had been flung to the far corners of the room were sluicing back together, the individual bits all slugging back together, although they were all headed deeper into the storage closet, rather than back to Tiny Ghost Monkey.

As more men entered the fight Kim realized how many of them looked like celebrities. And they weren't as misshapen and deformed and lumpy as they had been before. Now there was 5 Drakes and they definitely weren't as handsome as the real Drake, but they weren't that far off, either. And there were 5 Benedict Cumberbatch's, and 5 Austin Mahone's, and 5 Byun Baek-hyun's. This was important, Kim knew that she was very close to something, but there was no time to figure it out right now. They just kept coming. For every 2 they took down, 3 more appeared.

"Tiny Monkey we need to get the eff out of here!" Kim yelled over to her partner. There's too many of them and they have the exit blocked off! We need to figure out a way--"

Kim was caught off by a another banana explosion, this time from inside the storage room. She ducked just in time to avoid getting a big hunk of banana carcass in her eye.

"OK WTH is that banana even on right now? Kim asked.

A quick Construction Sign emoji flung a bunch of men to the sides and created a barriered path for her to reach the storage room. She peered inside and saw there had been another door, at the back of the closet, that the banana had now exploded. It seemed to lead underground, to a rocky, cave-like passageway that led beneath the foundation of the villa itself.

The banana pieces were already slugging their way together out the door, meeting up and reconstituting themselves into banana shape somewhere down the passageway.

Kim and Tiny Monkey looked at each other like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Well OK! We out! L8r h8rs!" Kim called. Tiny Ghost Monkey knocked one more dude out and the raced out the door with Kim quickly behind him, the angry male mob right behind them.

Kim slid out into the passageway and quickly used the Lock and Door emojis to seal up the door behind them.

"That should buy us a minute, anyway," Kim said.

Kim and her monkey friend stood there for a moment, catching their breath and looking around. The rocky passageway stretched in two directions, with nothing but darkness at either end. Kim looked at her phone and saw that if they went off to the right the tunnel would lead them away from the villa and back towards the airport.

She started walking in that direction. "OK come on, TGM. This way home."

But Tiny Monkey didn't follow her. He was watching as the tiny banana skittered away in the other direction, walking quickly on its little banana peel legs.

"Ummm...so like...where's Tiny Banana going?" Kim asked.

As the tiny banana disappeared into the darkness, Tiny Monkey reached out and tugged at Kim's hand, urging her to follow.

"What? No! Bananas can't tell direction! That way leads back to the villa! We're in the middle of a daring escape here!"

But Tiny Monkey shook his head and pulled insistently at Kim's hand, leading her away from the exit. When Kim was slow to follow he released her grip and scampered off after his tiny banana, disappearing into the darkness.

"Damn it that is a ROGUE BANANA," Kim said. She sighed and took off running after them, the darkness quickly enveloping her.

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UGH what is that tiny banana up to this time, gang? It's almost like...she wasn't specific enough about which door she wanted opened, and tiny banana is opening up more doors than she expected? Maybe? I wonder where it's taking Kim & TGM. We will have to find out in the next chapter I GUESS. I'm just really glad Kim has her phone back. Not having your phone is the worst.

OK thank you so much for reading and sticking with me on this book. We're getting close-ish to the end, believe it or not! Please vote and comment and tell your friends how much fun we're having (we're having run, right?)! Thank you!





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