49|| Why u do dis

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When people read One Direction stories that are in Alternate Universe, it makes me wonder WHAT YOU READERS DO IN YOUR LIVES.

"I was eating in my house when suddenly the door broke open, blood splattered on the ground, AND THIS MASKED MAN KIDNAPPED ME!!!"

A few chapters later...

"OMG I WANT TO BE KIDNAPPED TOO! This is SO HOT!!!"
"If I was ever kidnapped, I would enjoy myself."
"My mom died, so what? She can laugh in heaven while watching me chill with the leader of the Mafia."

WHAT THE FASHIZZLE

THIS IS THE LEADER OF THE MAFIA YOU DIMWIT

IF YOU GOT KIDNAPPED BY HIM HE WOULD SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD AND BURN YOUR BODY

HE WILL NOT SHOW LOVE

WTF

What SHOULD have happened
"Oh hello Mr. Mafia leader person, I love you an-" *gets shot in the face*

Now THIS is reality lol

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