A SAUCY- NOODLICIOUS LOVE LETTER : Miss Hot Sauce's Reply
Mr. ‘Slurpy’ Noodles,
Across ‘Very Berry’ desert topping,
Miss ‘Hot’ Sauce,
Next to ‘Sally’ Salad dressing,
My Sumptuous Oodly Noodles,
I would be lying if I said that your ‘love bites’ were ‘slurprizing’. I’m almost trying not to swoon as I pacify my fluttering heartbeat, that I didn't believe I possessed, until I saw you materialize from my succulent silken dream.
The first time I caught a glimpse of you, freshly stripped off your absolutely ravishing wrapper, I was strapped into a trance-like state. You seduced me unashamedly, knowing full well that I couldn’t look away. You teased me with your serpiginous slither; stunning my mind unknowingly. You were a delectable stranger, tantalizing me with your charming grace.
Our first encounter is still fresh in my mind, as I recall your warm, wheaty personality and smooth, slick demeanour. I’m still clueless as to how I could not detect your flirtatious overtones. Maybe I was hexed and perplexed by your close contact, rendering me absolutely mellow and invalid, swirling in my own pool of emotions. I remember gushing with exhilaration as I glided under you ...that’s when I realized I will never really be able to get over you. We fit like missing pieces of a jigsaw puzzle; perfectly into a lover’s embrace.
I’ve heard you mutter and mumble that I’m too hot for my own good; as you stress about good-for-nothing peeping ‘Toms’. But do you think it has missed me how Miss 'Sweet’ (*cough*) 'Corny’ Soup tries to catch your eye and hold your gaze? I still remember the day I almost turned green with envy when I caught you eyeing her twirling and sloshing around her newly revamped can. I bubbled with fury as steam poured out of my ears. Little did I know that this was going to be the most cherished day of my entire existence until you literally got down on your adorably wobbly knees and professed your undying love for me! I still feel the blush and sheen of pure ecstasy of that particular moment.
One of the best gifts you could’ve given me was a dressing of 'Oregano and Cheese'. I love it so much that I almost never leave my bottle without it. And the magical sprinkle of 'Parsley' is just like my own personal cherry on top! Oh! You pamper me silly.
The longing that I experienced whenever I saw our neighbourly couples ‘Peanut Butter and Jelly’ and ‘Oats and Raisins’ in all their marital bliss has now given way to a feeling of fulfilment and serenity, which accompanies only the knowledge of having a true food - mate. Our association is a food lover’s delight and a connoisseur’s paradise. In this pious presence of the foodie spirit and the holy sanctuary of the kitchen cabinet,
I promise to love you with all my heart, in a pot and a pan, in a bottle and a can.....till the Chefs do us part.
Dreaming of our next couple toss,
Your ever-loving ‘Miss Hot Sauce’.