If you're reading this, I'm already long gone. Maybe you care, maybe you miss me. You probably don't. But I bet you're curious. You always have to have an answer, I know. I'm sure you want an explanation, don't you? I almost don't want to give you one, just because I know it'll drive you mad. But then all of this is pointless - I'm pointless. So I'll explain that you did this. You, and all the things you said. Turn the page if you'd like to know more. I'm sure you would.