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Warnings: Le swear 😱

4:58am
Phil🐯: Do penguins have nostrils?
Phil🐯: Does the circle of life eat pancakes?
Phil🐯: Dandandandandandan
Read 5:06am
Dan👌🏻: Thank you SO MUCH for WAKING me UP with BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZ and your random QUESTIONS so if you don't mind I'M going back to SLEEP
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Phil🐯: WAIT!
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Dan👌🏻: What do you want phil!
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Phil🐯:





Why do chickens have breasts?



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Dan👌🏻: Would you kindly FUCK OFF for a few hours? Thanks
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Phil🐯: But why do they have breasts???
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6:26am
Phil🐯: I NEED TO KNOW!

10:47am
Dan👌🏻: that's what Google is for idiot
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Phil🐯: what are you taking about?
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Dan👌🏻: You seriously don't remember last night? You were half asleep!
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Phil🐯: No? I had a dream about penguins and chickens dancing in the circle of life
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Dan👌🏻: Well of course you did
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