Shopaholic

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Roses are red and violets are blue,

This dress goes well with my shoes.

"Excuse me, how much is this?

I need a size four, please assist."

This dress sure has the right hue.

Wait a minute, is this on sale?

I ask because I am female.

Of course I won't pay full price!

That's like robbing my bowl of rice!

I need to save and buy some ale.

Too bad, I am not taking it.

I know, I know, it's a great fit.

But I can find a better deal online.

And I don't really like the neckline.

Now going a hunt for my next outfit.

Sure, sign me up for the mailing list,

You know, there's no sale I can resist.

Shopaholic, am I one?

The champion title I sure has won.

Just don't tell my hubby for he'll hiss :)

****A/N

This is a limerick...for testing purpose only, and of course....I am not telling if I'm a shopaholic :D

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