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"Hello, this is the Starb-"

"HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!"

"OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O--"

"Wait...did you just say Starbucks?"

"Um...yeah?"

"They have a hotline?"

"Indeed."

"Really?"

"Yep. But only in this branch."

"So...can you, like, order and stuff?"

"No dip, Sherlock. Why do you think we put up a hotline?"

"To help people that are about to be murdered?"

"Oh, yeah. HOLD ON, I'LL CALL 911."

"NO! Relax, it was a prank. I just punched in some random numbers. Never thought I'd discover the Starbucks hotline."

"Bloody hell, you caused me a heart attack!"

"Who are you, Ron Weasley?"

"No, I'm Zoey. Wait, how do you know Ron Weasley?"

"I'm Macro. And I know Ron Weasley cause I'm a Potterhead. Duh."

"Really? Wow, I mean, with a deep voice like that, I wouldn't have expected you to like Harry Potter. I pictured you more as a....I don't know, a buff?"

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