Defacating Outside

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Guy 1: Heyyyyyy what are you up to

Guy 2: Not much, I'm just defacating outside.

Guy 1: Eweww. Why? Are your toilets broken

Guy 2 : Lmao. No, they're fine. I'm DECORATING outside. Christmas lights.

Guy 1: Ha. Good. I was starting to worry.


*If you are confused defacating means going to the toilet*


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