Guy 1: Heyyyyyy what are you up to
Guy 2: Not much, I'm just defacating outside.
Guy 1: Eweww. Why? Are your toilets broken
Guy 2 : Lmao. No, they're fine. I'm DECORATING outside. Christmas lights.
Guy 1: Ha. Good. I was starting to worry.
*If you are confused defacating means going to the toilet*