atNickilback: do you have any extra magazines? I'm out of ammo
ninjakitten: anything for you my dear
atNickilback: thank you kind sir
ninjakitten: man I've missed this
atNickilback: missed what?
ninjakitten: this, playing with you. hell even hearing your voice. we've barely been able to talk since tour started
atNickilback: I feel you. you're too busy for me now Clifford.
ninjakitten: I can't wait until we come to Tallahassee Sunday. we'll get to see each other 24/7
atNickilback: I'm excited. so excited I'm skipping class on Monday to hang out with you
ninjakitten: oh, my little bad girl huh?
atNickilback: yeah I'm a pretty hardcore rebel
ninjakitten: oh yeah?
atNickilback: I mean, I tried scotch on the rocks last week.
ninjakitten: woah you're so hardcore! tell me more
atNickilback: I didn't stop at a stop sign one time
ninjakitten: ooh keep it comin baby
atNickilback: I never finish my vegetables
ninjakitten: oh my god what's wrong with you?
ninjakitten: a person who doesn't finish their vegetables isn't a person I want in my life
ninjakitten: you're an animal
atNickilback: you're so mean to me
ninjakitten: I'm just joking princess. I love you're no vegetable eating self
atNickilback: whatever. see if I come hang out with you on Sunday
ninjakitten: aww don't be upset my little sugarbutt. plus I'd come and drag you out of your house anyways
atNickilback: you won't
ninjakitten: I will and I'll spank you for having an attitude
atNickilback: I'm sorry that was way out of line
atNickilback: let's pretend that didn't happen
ninjakitten: tell my d.ick that
atNickilback: oh my gosh you're such a guy
ninjakitten: I can't help it that I get turned on by you wanting me to spank you
atNickilback: I never said I wanted you to
ninjakitten: you said "promise?" as in you wanted me to. but don't worry, I'm going to make that pretty a$$ of yours all red
atNickilback: alright this has gone too far. do you have time to start a new game?
ninjakitten: I actually don't babe I have to get off the bus in like 4 minutes
atNickilback: boo you whore
ninjakitten: little harsh Gretch
atNickilback: your mom's chest hair
ninjakitten: you can go shave your back now
atNickilback: why are you so obsessed with me?
ninjakitten: you smell like a baby prostitute
atNickilback: I believe we may be soulmates
ninjakitten: I know. we should get married and have lots of mind blowing sex and lots of babies and lots of more sex
atNickilback: gosh you're so sexually frustrated
ninjakitten: I know, Sunday can't come fast enough
atNickilback: why? you and Calum have a hot date? is he going to let you get some first date booty?
ninjakitten: no...what type of girl do you think I am?
atNickilback: oh sorry, you just looked like the type to put out on the first date
ninjakitten: I am not some cheap whore, Nicki. you can't just use me and abuse me. I am the type of girl you take home to your momma
atNickilback: is that so?
ninjakitten: yes it is...but your momma doesn't have to know I had you screaming my name on our first date
atNickilback: "our" first date? Ha right! whatever helps you sleep at night, kitten
ninjakitten: yep and I'm marking my territory as soon as I see you
atNickilback: if you pee on me imma cut you
ninjakitten: I'm going to hump your leg
atNickilback: ew this conversation is disturbing. I'm going to let you go since you've got stuff to do
ninjakitten: okay I love you my little nonvegetable eating sweet bottomed angel face
atNickilback: I love you too my little horny toad
*atNickilback has signed off*
This is kind of a shit chapter but I will have more coming probably tomorrow to hopefully that will make up for me being M.I.A